Tuesday, March 23, 2010 22:09
jump.

Poor little damsel in distress
Whose prince charming left her in a mess.
She sat there crying, she sat there weeping
She sat there pondering on a solution to her suffering.

Thoughts swirled around in her mind rapidly, like an endless tornado.
Anger. Grief. Frust. Distress.
She hated him. She hated her family. She hated her friends.
She hated her life.
She began walking around the room, increasing her pace with every step.
She didn't know what to do.
She scrambled up everything in the room; paper, boxes, books
and that was when she saw it -- the knife.
She knew she had to do it. It was the only way out.
But she couldn't do it, she didn't dare to. She looked around the room frantically
and it hit her again -- the window.
She stood on the window sill, trembling like a leaf.
But she trembled with confidence, despite the heights so very high.
She wept her last drops of tears, she cracked out her last smile.
Hop, leap, plunge.

She jumped.

It occured to her that jumping was the answer
She did not know that this was a waste
Yet she was the happiest girl in the world
When she ended her life in such a disgrace.

-Purin

Yet another post by Purin, written at 22:09
Tuesday, March 9, 2010 23:13
Dear creator of Jihan

Dear creator of Jihan,

I, Nadiyah, would hereby like to announce that you have created the worst show in the world. Never have I come across a show filled with so much stupidity like Jihan. It really is one of a kind. The best part was that every single character in this series has a mental capacity of a sponge. Yes, this includes Jihan. Every character in this show possesses the same characteristics:

- Stupid
- Can never confront one another without shouting
- Greedy for money, even though they live in mansions huge enough to fill half the population of China
- Have no brains aka Stupid
- Cynical egomaniacs
- Are being looked down upon by Bill Gates
- Stupid

As if that wasn't enough for you, creator of Jihan, you just had to stretch this list of characteristics to another 50,000 characters for another 50,000,000 episodes. I pity Jihan because every single woman in the show, who has no intention of becoming a good religious woman like her, hates her for no apparent reason and will always try to find ways to ruin her life.

But at the same time, I hate Jihan because she can't accept her love for Ferdy (JUST MARRY THE MAN AND END THE STUPID SHOW ALREADY DARN IT) and due to a series of misconceptual, angsty and nonsensical events, she is reaching the status of being the biggest idiot in the show.

She switches guys like she switches clothes! First it was Ferdy, then 5 seconds later she chased Don. 15 nanoseconds later, she went to Damar or whatever guy she decided to chase. I really don't care. She should instead stick to one guy, which is Ferdy because the opening scene of the show is of her and Ferdy smiling at each other like idiots holding a rose, because she is a freaking religious woman. By switching guys like clothes, is she trying to show that being religious people are sl.. sl.. nevermind, it's too harsh a word.

It's also remarkable that she once got electrocuted and survived. What the duck. I'm no director, but as a viewer I know the difference between 'logical angst' and 'nonsensical angst'. Want to make an angsty drama/soap opera, at least make the events logical.

So please, creator of Jihan, I beg of you to make better shows. Or at least better than this piece of 100-episode illogical nonsense called Jihan. I know I'm being too harsh by writing this but I really can't help it. Please understand, won't be surprised if you don't. Thank you.

Regards,
Nadiyah/Purin
Your biggest fan.. NOT.

Yet another post by Purin, written at 23:13
La Demoiselle

Purin.
Sixteen.
Hatsune Miku. ♥
MSN EMAIL MAL LFM FBK SPP
Currently
MOOD: Stressed
FOOD: Seafood
DRINK: Coke
WORD: 'rofl'
SMILEY: xD
CHARA: KOTAROU-KUN♥
CELEB: Harrison Ford & Billy Ray Cyrus
SONG:
初音ミク – Unfragment
初音ミク – COLOR
初音ミク – BLACK
Basshunter - All I Ever Wanted

My Goals
SATIO. SATIO. SATIO.
Miku stuff
Pass 'O' levels
⭑ Graduate from BGSS
⭑ More than 10000 初音ミク plays on Last.fm
⭑ More than 15000 初音ミク plays on Last.fm
More than 20000 初音ミク plays on Last.fm

Epic Quotes
These are quotes that are epic to me in one way or another. ;D I'll add more if I can think of any.
"I hate rice cultivation. I eat rice. I don't learn about them!"
"This guy in front of us is so hairy. ._."
Pia: I have a secret to tell you.
Purin: What?
"The earth is round. >.>"
"..mada minu hikari wo sagashite aruteiiku"
"berhappy-happy di ruang platform. :D"
Pia: KNEW IT. MUST BE MIKU.
Purin: Um, duh?
Pia: Who knows it's Jesse..
".. or plants.."
"Cao Cheesepie la. Stupid Haloscan. > >"
Pia: KII. IS. CUTE. >W<
Purin: In DW he's a fat man 8D
"I PREFER THE FEMALE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MALE! AAAARGH! STOP IT. DDDDX"
"I wanted to type Choukaku become Choukaka. Then when I retype become Choukaki. ><"
"ZHOTO MATEI. ANATA WA TURTLE."
"Why can't we just do it in a simpler way? Why must Maths be like this?!"
"Hey Kakyaya! Y'know, while I was taking the bus home from school just now, I watched the TV on the bus for a while and it was showing this cooking show. The host then said 'fried beeees' in a funny way -laughs-"
"I DON'T WANNA RIDE THE RED SLIDE!! LATER GO HELL!!"
(portraying as Liu Bei) "H.I.V AIDS~!"
Purin: YET.
".. I didn't call you NED. > >"
Purin: So Yat, what's your phone number?
Pia: 999.
"Itu number Mas Selamat! D:"
"rich rich bashtad. D:"
Purin: EMO SENTENCES DOES NOT GO WITH ~
"it does when yat says it :D"
"i aint afraid of no sandman"
Purin: Earliest time you ever wake up?
"4+. Bulan puasa. XD"
Yat: I learnt a lil of HTML back in parimary school
Yat: lol parmary
Yat: pari
Yat: primary*
"Adek, you're lame."
Examiner: -points to a boy running and littering at the same time- What is the boy doing?
Purin: Throwing paper and running. -pause-
Examiner: Do you think the action he's doing is right or wrong?
Purin: Wrong. Running is wrong.
Examiner: Why do you think running is wrong then?
"Because he's littering."
"Ya I was holding the Foon and Spork and then.. wait what?"
Examiner: Mengapakah awak tidak suka bermain basikal?
Me: Saya tidak suka bermain basikal because.. eh kerana.. kerana.. .... -stares at fingers- -plays with fingers- .. "tak suka."
"When when when when.. when when when.. when when.. when.."
"Oh hey Yaya! Guess what? Genius died. Okay bye! -click- -toot toot-"
"Did you know that Tiger Beer is made from tiger urine?"
"My hamster went missing because Satan took it away. ;A;"
Sufi: I'm belanja-ing you.
Purin: Really?!
Sufi: No.
"See the red thing on the building there? It's Satan and he's watching us!"
"I am your father." - Darth Vader

Purin: In Singapore, we don't use feet and inches to measure our heights. "WHAT YOU USE? STICKS?" - Rob

"That is why we must attack Liu Bei now." - Xiahou Dun
"When it comes to my cousin, who could understand his confuhlulul dreams. - Xiahou Dun
(it was misheard. the correct word is 'convoluted' actually)
"That's it! I'll be all dried up before noon!" - Zhang Fei
"NEVER! I will destroy Wu! Who CARES about CAO CAO?!" - Liu Bei

"I'm all ALOOOOOOOONE~" - Squidward Tentacles
"SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish, FOR TWELVE HOURS!!" - Squidward Tentacles
"Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." - Squidward Tentacles
"That's just annoying." - Squidward Tentacles
"Oh puh-lease!" - Squidward Tentacles
"Don't mention it, buddeh." - Patrick Star
"Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!" - Patrick Star
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick Star

"I'm going with Zuko~!" - Toph Bei Fong

"Owwie ow ouchie ouch!" - Misha

"Ch'you buy your license?!" - CJ (GTA:SA)
"You don't need this no more." - CJ (GTA:SA)
"Oh you're so kind." - CJ (GTA:SA)
"OH! My SHIT!" - CJ (GTA:SA)
"Welcome to America." - CJ (GTA:SA)
"Hope ya choke a doodle do!" - Cluckin' Bell (GTA:SA)
"Barefoot and pregnant again! Just like my daddy." - K-Rose (GTA:SA)

"CHEWBACCA!" - Cosmo
"Mmkay." - Mark Chang

"Remove the large rock!" - Mr Krabs (SBSP: Lights, Camera, Pants!)
"Meltdown! Team 2! Repair your generators immediately!" - Karen (SBSP: Lights, Camera, Pants!)
"Prepare to be dazzled.." - Squidward (SBSP: Lights, Camera, Pants!)

"T.. P.. K! Tuh-puhk!" - Pig (WordWorld)

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