"I hate rice cultivation. I eat rice. I don't learn about them!"

"This guy in front of us is so hairy. ._."

Pia: I have a secret to tell you.
Purin: What?
"The earth is round. >.>"

"..mada minu hikari wo sagashite aruteiiku"

"berhappy-happy di ruang platform. :D"

Pia: KNEW IT. MUST BE MIKU.
Purin: Um, duh?
Pia: Who knows it's Jesse..
".. or plants.."

"Cao Cheesepie la. Stupid Haloscan. > >"

Pia: KII. IS. CUTE. >W<
Purin: In DW he's a fat man 8D
"I PREFER THE FEMALE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MALE! AAAARGH! STOP IT. DDDDX"

"I wanted to type Choukaku become Choukaka. Then when I retype become Choukaki. ><"

"ZHOTO MATEI. ANATA WA TURTLE."

"Why can't we just do it in a simpler way? Why must Maths be like this?!"

"Hey Kakyaya! Y'know, while I was taking the bus home from school just now, I watched the TV on the bus for a while and it was showing this cooking show. The host then said 'fried beeees' in a funny way -laughs-"

"I DON'T WANNA RIDE THE RED SLIDE!! LATER GO HELL!!"

(portraying as Liu Bei) "H.I.V AIDS~!"

Purin: YET.
".. I didn't call you NED. > >"

Purin: So Yat, what's your phone number?
Pia: 999.
"Itu number Mas Selamat! D:"

"rich rich bashtad. D:"

Purin: EMO SENTENCES DOES NOT GO WITH ~
"it does when yat says it :D"

"i aint afraid of no sandman"

Purin: Earliest time you ever wake up?
"4+. Bulan puasa. XD"

Yat: I learnt a lil of HTML back in parimary school
Yat: lol parmary
Yat: pari
Yat: primary*

"Adek, you're lame."

Examiner: -points to a boy running and littering at the same time- What is the boy doing?
Purin: Throwing paper and running. -pause-
Examiner: Do you think the action he's doing is right or wrong?
Purin: Wrong. Running is wrong.
Examiner: Why do you think running is wrong then?
"Because he's littering."

"Ya I was holding the Foon and Spork and then.. wait what?"

Examiner: Mengapakah awak tidak suka bermain basikal?
Me: Saya tidak suka bermain basikal because.. eh kerana.. kerana.. .... -stares at fingers- -plays with fingers- .. "tak suka."

"When when when when.. when when when.. when when.. when.."

"Oh hey Yaya! Guess what? Genius died. Okay bye! -click- -toot toot-"

"Did you know that Tiger Beer is made from tiger urine?"

"My hamster went missing because Satan took it away. ;A;"

Sufi: I'm belanja-ing you.
Purin: Really?!
Sufi: No.

"See the red thing on the building there? It's Satan and he's watching us!"

"I am your father." - Darth Vader

Purin: In Singapore, we don't use feet and inches to measure our heights. "WHAT YOU USE? STICKS?" - Rob

"That is why we must attack Liu Bei now." - Xiahou Dun

"When it comes to my cousin, who could understand his confuhlulul dreams. - Xiahou Dun
(it was misheard. the correct word is 'convoluted' actually)

"That's it! I'll be all dried up before noon!" - Zhang Fei

"NEVER! I will destroy Wu! Who CARES about CAO CAO?!" - Liu Bei

"I'm all ALOOOOOOOONE~" - Squidward Tentacles

"SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish, FOR TWELVE HOURS!!" - Squidward Tentacles

"Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." - Squidward Tentacles

"That's just annoying." - Squidward Tentacles

"Oh puh-lease!" - Squidward Tentacles

"Don't mention it, buddeh." - Patrick Star

"Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!" - Patrick Star

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick Star

"I'm going with Zuko~!" - Toph Bei Fong

"Owwie ow ouchie ouch!" - Misha

"Ch'you buy your license?!" - CJ (GTA:SA)

"You don't need this no more." - CJ (GTA:SA)

"Oh you're so kind." - CJ (GTA:SA)

"OH! My SHIT!" - CJ (GTA:SA)

"Welcome to America." - CJ (GTA:SA)

"Hope ya choke a doodle do!" - Cluckin' Bell (GTA:SA)

"Barefoot and pregnant again! Just like my daddy." - K-Rose (GTA:SA)

"CHEWBACCA!" - Cosmo

"Mmkay." - Mark Chang

"Remove the large rock!" - Mr Krabs (SBSP: Lights, Camera, Pants!)

"Meltdown! Team 2! Repair your generators immediately!" - Karen (SBSP: Lights, Camera, Pants!)

"Prepare to be dazzled.." - Squidward (SBSP: Lights, Camera, Pants!)

"T.. P.. K! Tuh-puhk!" - Pig (WordWorld)